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Future Games Show at Gamescom 2025: The Epic Saga of New Games and Old Memes

From Skateboard Noobs to Vampire Tryhards — What’s Dropping, What’s Trash, and What’ll Make You Lose Your Sanity

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Aiyo, Pok Gai Gamers! Sit down, buckle up, and wipe your greasy hands on your ratty T-shirt because the Future Games Show at Gamescom 2025 just dropped sweeter than your grandma’s steamed buns—except this time with more game hype and less flavor. I’ll break it down for all the cantonese juk sing gamers out there who can’t tell a joystick from a chopstick. But first, let’s talk about our sponsor:

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Hell Let Loose: Vietnam — Because We Need Another Shooter to Get Shot in the Head (2026)

Vietnam, yeah, shoot ‘em up again. Tactical shooter coming to PC, PlayStation, and Xbox like your uncle’s old rusty AK-47. Remember to rage-quit louder than your grandma at Mahjong when you get stomped. Good nostalgia, bad aim.

Edge of Memories — Big Boobs, Bigger Anime Fanservice (2026)

JRPG time, brothers! Real-time combat and characters with the same chest size as their egos. If you don’t have time for the story, no worries—they got big boob physics to distract you while the bad guys sneak up behind. PC, PlayStation, Xbox—same old everywhere.

Skate — Rolling Around Like You Just Don’t Care (2025 Early Access)

Finally, a Skate game so massive that you can wreck your virtual knees with millions of other noobs online. Trick system got so deep, even your foot-dragging ass can pretend you’re a pro. Parkour included so now you can run from responsibilities in style.

Resident Evil Requiem — Screaming at Your Screen Since 2026

Get ready for Jill Valentine to invade your nightmares again. Drop date: February 7, 2026. Real talk, this game is perfect for barfing out stress when the lag spikes and you die for the hundredth time.

Blood of Dawn Walker — Vampire with Anxiety? Call Me Jin Kazama

Human by day, useless anxiety blob by night? Cohen’s got 30 days to save his family, or whatever. Play sword-fighting by day, claws and teeth by night—just like your toxic ex. Punishment if you take too long? Yeah, whatever. The real punishment is dealing with RNG luck.

Kronos: The New Dawn — Time Travel and Flamethrowers, Because Why Not (September 5, 2025)

A time-bending survival horror where you fight monsters, save cats, and don’t shoot the furry ones unless you wanna get a one-way ticket to deportation. Poland represent with flamethrowers and weirdness. You’ll either love it or cry yourself to sleep.

Indie Games — Because Sometimes We Like the Weird Shit

  • Monsters are Coming! Rock & Road: Drive a fortress speeding through zombie hell. Because walking is boring.

  • Hotel Barcelona: Slasher roguelike with plush toys, probably haunted by your childhood trauma.

  • Seven Deadly Sins Origin: Anime MMORPG grind that never ends—just like your mom’s nagging.

  • Discounty: Manage a supermarket and don’t kill the shoplifters, no matter how much you wanna.

And a whole bunch more garbage that you might accidentally like.

The TL;DR for Noobs

Future Games Show at Gamescom 2025 is your gateway to crushing controllers and blaming lag for all your failures. Over 70 games mostly coming 2025-2026, from shooters to vampire proxies, skateboarding clowns to supermarket managers. If you ain’t hyped, go back and practice your WTF face in the mirror.

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