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📰 Latest News: Niantic’s Data Grab – You’re the Product, Losers

Heard about Niantic and their “we totally don’t sell your data” routine? Yeah, right. They’re out here mapping the world with your sorry footsteps while you chase imaginary rats in the park. You think you’re catching Pokémon? Nah, you’re catching Ls, and Niantic’s catching ALL your location data. They say it’s “anonymized,” but let’s be real-if you’re dumb enough to scan your local 7-Eleven for a lure, you probably deserve to be in a marketing database.

Pro tip: Next time you’re scanning a PokéStop, wave to the AI overlords. Maybe they’ll send you a PokéCoin for your trouble. Or not. Probably not.

💸 Sponsored Stops Are Gone, but Your Wallet Isn’t Safe

Remember when Starbucks was a PokéStop? Now you gotta walk twice as far for your overpriced coffee and a chance at a shiny. Niantic swapped static sponsors for AR ads and microtransactions. If you’re spending real money for virtual hats, congrats-you’re funding their next yacht. But keep clicking, sheep. Daddy Niantic needs a new pair of AR glasses.

🛑 Privacy? LOL

You worried about privacy? Bro, you post your lunch on Instagram and your Ls on TikTok. But sure, let’s pretend you care about Niantic knowing you spent 3 hours at the mall chasing a Snorlax. Just don’t come crying when your “anonymized” data gets used to sell you a Pikachu onesie.

🗣️ Community Drama – Stay Salty

Reddit’s melting down over the Scopely buyout. “Omg, my data is in Saudi hands!” Relax, Karen. They don’t care about your 12 CP Pidgey. But keep whining, it’s entertaining. Meanwhile, real Pok Gais are out here grinding raids and flexing hundos.

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