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Pokémon Go Players Still Touching Grass in 2025

Pokémon Go updates prove nerds still walking 10km for digital pigeons.

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Intro: Still Walking for Magikarp, Bro?

It’s 2025. Cars drive themselves. AI writes your homework. And somehow, clowns are still walking 10km in circles just to catch a shiny Magikarp. Pokémon Go players love to flex “I’m outside, touching grass, unlike you sweaty Valorant gremlins.” Congrats, bro — you’re healthier than me, but you’re still Pok Gai inside.

Pokémon Go is the cockroach of gaming. Survived 2016 hype, survived scandals, survived cheaters. While every other mobile fad died, Pokémon Go players are still out there with battery packs the size of car engines, farming digital pigeons.

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H2: Pokémon Go 2025 Updates Nobody Asked For

Niantic keeps dropping events, new Pokémon, and weird collabs. Still the same gameplay: swipe ball, miss throw, waste Pokéball, cry.

New features = more ways to grind. Same map. Same Magikarp. Same clown players running into traffic for shinies.

H2: Why People Still Play Pokémon Go

  • They need cardio but won’t admit it.

  • It’s the only way they socialize.

  • Addiction. Straight up.

  • FOMO. “What if I miss shiny Pikachu wearing a party hat???”

Pokémon Go isn’t a game anymore — it’s a lifestyle for Pok Gai nerds who call walking “gaming.”

H2: Location-Based Gaming = Touch Grass Meta

Pokémon Go birthed the whole “touch grass gaming” trend. AR, location-based apps, fitness hybrids. But none hit the same. Ingress? Dead. Harry Potter Wizards Unite? Dead. Pokémon Go is king because Pikachu > Harry Potter.

H2: The Dark Side of Pokémon Go

Players trespassing. Players getting robbed. Players falling into rivers chasing Snorlax. Pokémon Go has more casualties than some shooters. The grind is literally dangerous.

Also, the whales: people spend $$$ on incubators and raid passes. Congrats, you spent rent money to hatch a digital egg.

H2: PokGai Verdict

Pokémon Go is proof gamers will do anything for pixels. It’s fitness cosplay disguised as gaming. If you still play, respect for cardio — but you’re still Pok Gai.

Pok Gai Verdict: Pokémon Go = treadmill with anime skins.

❓ FAQ: Pokémon Go SEO

Q1: Is Pokémon Go still popular in 2025?
Yes. Still millions of active clowns worldwide.

Q2: What’s new in Pokémon Go 2025?
Seasonal events, new shinies, and endless grinding.

Q3: Is Pokémon Go good exercise?
Yes — if you don’t get hit by a bus first.

Q4: Can you play Pokémon Go indoors?
Yes, with spoofing. But Niantic bans Pok Gai cheaters.

Q5: Why do people still play Pokémon Go?
Addiction, FOMO, and the illusion of socializing.

Q6: Are there better AR games than Pokémon Go?
No. All the clones died. Pikachu is immortal.

Q7: How much money do players spend on Pokémon Go?
Whales drop hundreds monthly. Real Pok Gai energy.