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Mobile Legends is basically League of Legends for people who can’t afford a PC or just want to play while pretending to work. Two teams of five, classic MOBA map, three lanes, jungle, and a bunch of heroes with more skins than your local fish market. You bash towers, farm gold, and try not to feed harder than a goldfish in a blender. That’s it. Simple, right? If you don’t know how to play, go read a beginner guide and stop embarrassing yourself16.
Quick Matches, Fast Queue: You can finish a game in 10 minutes, just enough time to lose before your bus arrives.
Mobile-Friendly: No need for NASA computer. Your grandma’s phone can run this game (but she’ll still outplay you).
Constant Updates: Every patch, your favorite hero gets nerfed. Next patch, they’re OP again. Keeps you salty, keeps you playing235.
Free to Play, Pay for Skins: All the whales spend money on skins and flex in your face. You? Still using default skin, no wonder you lose.
Esports and Community: Got tournaments, got livestreams, got more drama than your secondary school WhatsApp group7.
Keep It Simple, Stupid: Don’t make your game so complicated only nerds can play. MLBB is easy to pick up, hard to master. That’s why even your 12-year-old cousin can carry you.
Frequent Updates = Free Hype: Drop a patch, buff a hero, add a skin, boom—everyone comes back. Free marketing, no need to beg for attention5.
Cosmetics Print Money: Don’t sell power, sell flex. Skins, emotes, recall animations—make players pay to look cool, not to win.
Mobile First, Always: If your game isn’t playable on a $100 phone, don’t bother. MLBB runs on anything, so everyone can play (and flame you).
Toxic Community = Free Content: Every time someone AFKs or feeds, that’s another meme, another viral post. Embrace the chaos. Just don’t get sued.
Love:
Fast games, easy to play, tons of heroes, always something new.
Can play anywhere, anytime. Even on the toilet.
Flex your skins, flex your rank, flex your ego.
Hate:
Matchmaking is trash. Always get stuck with feeders and AFK clowns.
Pay-to-win skins? Some say no, but deep down, you know that guy with the epic skin just crit you for your whole HP bar.
Every patch your main gets nerfed. Meta slaves everywhere.
Toxic chat. If you don’t mute all, you’ll lose brain cells faster than you lose stars.
Mobile Legends is the king of mobile MOBAs because it’s easy, fast, and always changing. Game designers, stop making games for yourself—make them for the Pok Gai who just wants to win a game before dinner. Marketers, don’t be shy—milk the whales, but give the free players enough dopamine to stick around and flame each other.
Now go queue up and try not to feed, lah. If you lose, blame your team. That’s the MLBB way.