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Twitch now running around like mad street vendor swinging big stick, smashing bots off streams left and right. Even top dogs who thought their viewer count was solid gold kena slash like old roti cakoi. Some places where bot numbers used to steady at 2,000 view-as-if-real viewers suddenly drop until sian like ghost town. Wah, Twitch not playing lah—they mean serious business now.

Why Twitch so angry now? Because botting not only make the whole place damn sus, but also kuso for advertisers and real streamers working hard for their cheddar. Imagine spending whole day lubing up for views and then some siao bot farm launderer coming and stealing spotlight with fake numbers — no respect lah!

Our boy Asmongold also catch the bot blast, said his viewer count get “fisted” hard, lose about 20k viewers from bot purge. But can’t lie, he also say it better to have real but smaller gang of users than fake army. Twitch say they keep upgrading their bot-block kung fu to stop these sneaky cheat game.

But don’t get too happy yet ah — bot squad also upgrading their biatches to evade Twitch detection. This cat-and-mouse fight never ending liao, like seasoning cheap instant noodles with expired soy sauce. Twitch promise to keep fighting, so streamers better focus on real kine fans, not fake bot chumps.

For those streamers feeling down 'cause lose fake gila views: suck it up lah (pok gai style). This platform gotta get clean or die trying. Real gamers survive, fake ones go rot. If you still using bots lah, you better stop or very soon you also kena “pok gai” by Twitch official karate chop.

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